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The Coyote Principal – A Comparison of California to Texas
California The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. The Governor starts to intervene, but then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler. The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys and I was camped out on my old Lay-Z-Boy. The kids they weren't talking to me or my wife, the worst Christmas...
Taking a Cab Home To Avoid Drinking and Driving
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with...
The Fiscal Clef
The Reality of US Politics
Dead Squirrel Joke
What do you call a squirrel that has been run over once on the road? ... Tired What do you call a squirrel that has been run over a second time on the road? ... Retired
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Driveway and Parkways
Someone should explain to me again why we Park in Driveways and Drive in Parkways ...
You’re from the South if you know …
A possum is a flat animal ... that sleeps in the middle of the road. There are 5,000 types of snakes ... and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows -...